"Fueled by Monster Energy, I turn caffeine into 99.99% uptime."
Terraform
| AWS
| Kubernetes
| Python
| Prometheus/Grafana
| Ansible
| Jenkins
| Cisco
"Cloud skills validated, caffeine levels unregulated."
- "
terraform apply
is my love language." - "I don’t test in prod, prod tests me." (SRE Zen)
- "My ideal weekend:
kubectl drain saturday --force
." - "Jenkins pipelines > small talk."
"Synthwave beats, Terraform plans, and Monster Energy cans."
while True:
drink_monster()
build_pipelines()
laugh_at_logs()